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noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.
Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"
by swaagnitz October 27, 2011
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when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!
Ring ring

Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza

Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??

Adam: Merp

Then hangs up the call
by Psud00 December 10, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?

Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP

Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see

Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
by 'shwar January 03, 2011
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A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.
Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?

Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.
by SupersizedWithADietSoda February 06, 2010
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1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr

rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp

2. hen: cheep.

chick: merp?

hen: cheep!

chick: merp!

hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!

chick: merp?

hen: *facepalm*

3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?

person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?

person 1: ...
by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 23, 2010
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Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.
Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
by dvhendford November 20, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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1. Verb: What hobo's say when they find a freakin' penny in donated money.

2. Verb: What pre-teens say when they have a spazz moment.
1. Oh great I got a freakin' penny!!! MERP!!
2. Oh my god MERP! ma ma ma MERP!
by crazycats April 29, 2011
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