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A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.
Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.
by Farmz October 03, 2007
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When one ties up their girlfriend and places her half way in the ocean with her legs tied up, while she then performs oral sex on a man.
I totally performed a mermaid with your mom after swim practice last night.
by King Tritan November 04, 2008
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Someone who has been shipped too many times. Being a mermaid means that people have shipped you so many times that you seem like a slut.
Friend: Oh my god! I totally ship you and Ralph!
You: But you've already shipped me with Ross, Jimmy, Sarah and Trisha!
Friend: Well, now it's you and Ralph!
You: Oh my god! Stop turning me into a mermaid!
by _tomcat711_ March 09, 2016
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A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash.
Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful!
via giphy
by Supagurlava April 04, 2016
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A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).
My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstar December 31, 2007
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A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).
My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstarr October 18, 2007
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a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.
There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.
by kwang June 09, 2003
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