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22.
Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.
Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.
by Kiwi9845 July 03, 2012
 
23.
A girl who smells a bit fishy in her nether regions.
Boy: I tried to go down on a mermaid a few nights ago but I couldn't handle the smell! Hasn't she heard of hygiene?
by Olivicat February 05, 2011
 
24.
A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.
Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!
by Kate Kedvesh May 07, 2004
 
25.
A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.
Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.
by Farmz October 03, 2007
 
26.
When one ties up their girlfriend and places her half way in the ocean with her legs tied up, while she then performs oral sex on a man.
I totally performed a mermaid with your mom after swim practice last night.
by King Tritan November 04, 2008
 
27.
A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).
My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstar December 31, 2007
 
28.
A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).
My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!
by Nitz Rockstar January 22, 2008