mermate

Mermaids that carry the passport of any country within the United Kingdom.

Hey Claire, what do you call a mermaid from the UK?
A mermate, mate.

mermate by louafsique June 29, 2020

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

Mermaided 

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site

“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”

Mermaided by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019

Mermaided 

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

Mermaided by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaided 

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

mermaided by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

Mermaider 

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

Mermaider by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007

merbaderb 

A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.

My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?

merbaderb by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022