Top Definition
An animal that's half log and half mermaid, hence the name. It can only be defeated by a bomb. It can also take down the man-bear-pig. It evolved into modern day trees.
Merlog: So yesterday i got 12 new cats named Jiffy, Phil, Wilma, Mr. Fuzzykinz and blahh blahh blahh...

Man-bear-pig: shut up!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he explodes)
by FajuKow! January 22, 2011

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