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1.
The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.
I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.
by Comma Boy April 22, 2007

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