In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012
A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005
to dress better than someone so that they could be jealous or hate on you
Look at Sheree out here merkin these hoes with dat outfit, keep it pimpin
by Sheree aka Mz. New Orleans August 09, 2006
An artificial vagina
I chopped a hole in that watermellon, and used it as a merkin.
by SWMD August 06, 2004
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