In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
by mrjsweezy July 28, 2012
A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."
Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
by Doctor Huang April 08, 2011
An American.
I'm afraid of merkins.
by U-Tard December 30, 2008
A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.
Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.
by Huh? December 04, 2003
Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004
a group of guinea pigs
there goes a merkin of guinea pigs
by kloppers March 03, 2007
A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.
Set us that merkin, will you?
by DrummerJonny August 12, 2007
A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

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