In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.
Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!
Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.
Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.
Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
a group of guinea pigs
there goes a merkin of guinea pigs
A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.
Set us that merkin, will you?
A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.