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9. merkin
In parts of Brooklyn and Deep East Texas, a merkin is a unit of measurement in between a smidge and a schmear.
Sweetie, would you like a smidge of honey on your cornbread?
No thank you ma'am but could I get a merkin of jam instead?
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1. merkin
something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"
2. Merkin
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
3. merkin
A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag Mar 12, 2004 add a video
4. merkin
imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.
Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly
by tim May 22, 2003 add a video
5. merkin
Pubic wig
He wore his merkin with pride
by Kal Dahl Apr 11, 2003 add a video
6. merkin
a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'
Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.
by enitharmon Mar 17, 2005 add a video
7. merkin
Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.
Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!
by jackal8 Jul 12, 2005 add a video
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