A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

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a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.
Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
by skankyk April 26, 2011

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adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'
by zandzy August 21, 2009

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An American.
I'm afraid of merkins.
by U-Tard December 30, 2008

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A pubic wig for those of the female persuasion.
Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.
by Huh? December 04, 2003

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Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004

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a group of guinea pigs
there goes a merkin of guinea pigs
by kloppers March 03, 2007

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A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.
Set us that merkin, will you?
by DrummerJonny August 12, 2007

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