A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag March 12, 2004
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In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.
Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"
by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008
Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.
by Kegsie December 23, 2006
A mermaid's family or kin
Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'
by Leonard Interocitor March 07, 2011
a swab for a cannon.
use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.
by noodlenoggin98 October 08, 2009
another word for vagina wig.
damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
by omfgmatty January 21, 2007
an individual who merks around.
John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.
by cheekypete August 27, 2011
adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'
by zandzy August 21, 2009

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