Translated from olde english, merkin mean a pubic hair wig. Which today are very rare aliek the term itself.
Shopkeeper (1643):A mirkin for your quim, me lady?

Feminist (2005): RAPE!
by jackal8 July 12, 2005
A mermaid's family or kin
Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'
by Leonard Interocitor March 07, 2011
Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.
by Kegsie December 23, 2006
an individual who merks around.
John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.
by cheekypete August 27, 2011
a swab for a cannon.
use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.
by noodlenoggin98 October 08, 2009
adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'
by zandzy August 21, 2009
another word for vagina wig.
damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!
by omfgmatty January 21, 2007
a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.
Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
by skankyk April 26, 2011

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