to act sneakily with a merkin
Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"
Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"
"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."
Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.
use of a merkin for deceptive purposes
1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.
2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.