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Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage. While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.
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A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped. holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.
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To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates. Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.
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to take something that does not belong to you While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.
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