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26.
1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.
1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!
by Jimasd November 02, 2006
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1.
1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.

Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled
oh shit son, you got merked.
that bitch merked the shit out of you.
by Tony Te Fan Club October 05, 2005
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2.
1) Another word for being Owned or Pwned

2) Said when someone has a FAIL moment.
1) Yo, did you see that? Paul got merked so bad!!!

2) *Someone Falls Down The Stairs*

You: Merked.
by P Squared February 27, 2012
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3.
n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills
Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.
by drugssince93' May 13, 2013
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4.
to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"
Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.
by sjte5409 January 29, 2009
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5.
to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.
by J. Kevin June 28, 2006
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6.
To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.
by 40z-N-Blunts October 02, 2008
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7.
To administer something to another. That causes an alteration to their consciousness.
To; merk (adverb) They got merked! Passed out on something they got a hold of at the party. That place got merked! Their is extacy in the orange juice they're serving! get it while it is fresh!
by dirty lil May 13, 2011
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