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a middle aged milf with droopy tits often seen in water, washing her aged vag. a typical day for merhag includes a dozen blowjobs for the nearest alpha male. other than giving blowjobs, merhags are fairly rare and hard to find.
Debbie is a such a merhag that she needs to DIAF.
by Schmichael Schmordon March 15, 2009

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