A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.
Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?
Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!
>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!
Wolfy Slang: A word covering multiple purposes depending on the context.
An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:
Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.
Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!
Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.
Person A: Merf... Today sucks
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?
Person B: Merf... You could do better.
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!
Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.
Person A: You're incouragable...
Person B: Merf.
A Hawaiian local slang word for a large muscular guy or gal.
"Whoa bradda, the kine is merf!!"
1. the sound an irate or horny penguin makes
2. a fuzzy beep
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.
(noun) The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.
Hey, that chick needs to pick her merf.
A thought that you are unable to properly formulate to words, or is indescribable.
I had a thought, but it's a merf, so I have no way to tell you what it is.
The orgin of merf came from a 25lbs siamese cat named Oba in 1989. This cat would make the sound when happy, sad, being lazy, or just walkng around.
The group of kids around Oba started to mimic the cat in saying merf and it spread from there as a nonsense word that can mean anything, yet nothing.
For verification, search usenet posts back in the early 90s, and Northern Lights BBS.
Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: merf
1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.
"I love you, Merf
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf