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Mispelling of the French merde. Means "shit."
Britain just told the U.S. that if France gives us any merde, we should nuke their derrieres.
by skyblack June 12, 2004
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A portmanteau ( I hope I spelled it right) of Mexican and nerd. The merd in question is not necessarily Mexican or Mexican-American, but because ignorant people like to call Latinos Mexican, then, any Latino who:

-Hangs only with other Merds or with the (Asian) Nerds (A MUST)
-May or may not have Yellow fever
-Doesn't listen to Rancheras, Durangese, or any other typical Latin music
-Cannot get girls (or at least not Latinas...yuumm)
-Socially inept (Optional)
-Knows too much about computers (some IT- guys can still get laid ie Bill Gates)

is considered a Merd. This definition is brought to you by a son of a bitch who decided to make this word up.
Diego is Merdy. He can't dance, thinks a girl is hot just because she's Japanese, hangs out with Chinese nerds, doesn't party and thinks Rancheras suck.
by Peter the Pervert September 05, 2011
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A nerd who loves the Marvel franchise. including comic books, cartoons, movies and TV shows.
She lined up for 2 days to get tickets to the first screening of the Avengers movie. What a merd she is!
by saankiip October 28, 2014
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Calling a person a Merd is short the term Monster Nerd
Tom does his homework and 5 minutes, never misses a science fair,and he is a member of the math and chess club he is such a Merd!

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by mysterygirlblue August 04, 2009
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shit meaning O MY GOSH!!!!!!
Merd!!! I should've fucked him!!!!
by Swbryswtchc April 20, 2004
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Merd (merged and word). Phwallet (phone and wallet)
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slang word for mad; or mispronunciation of mad
That bitch was merd crazy last night!!
This jacket got merd pockets!
Those cupcakes were merd good!
by anggripps March 23, 2011
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