|1.||feeding the goldfish|
Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
Hey baby would you be interested in feeding the goldfish?
uh-mer-i-kang-lish - noun
A term to describe a slang language based on English, originating out of the United States, which combines all American slang, for example, Valley Girl, Ubonics, Redneckesse, Phillitalian and others in a jumbled mesh of uneducated inept noises and incompleted thought processes.
Consisting of more repeated swear words than any other language, Amercanglish words usually only consist of one or two syllables, however, words containing three or more syllables are generally repeated constantly in incorrect context.
The basis of these words assist in the formation of incomplete sentences accompanied with informal interjections, (i.e. Like), awkward, improper combinations of words, (i.e. Nawmean?), mispronounced words, (i.e. "Dat' for "that") erroneous words with double negatives, (i.e. irregargless) improper contractions, and a multitude of unintentional malapropism (an act or habit of misusing words ridiculously).
Americanglish is normally used by people who pretentiously choose to sound ignorant or stupid, because to them intellect and proper English is like totally elitist and shit.
Americanglish uh-mer-i-kang-lish - noun
"Like, I totally, like think dat duh fuckin' evuhdence 'gainst mah yung buhl is inconsecluded, and its fuckin bull shit, 'cuz he weren't nowhere 'round dat dere vicinity, and like, is beyond duh jury's apprehension... nawuhtumsayin?"
"'I be understandin' the bondage 'tween mother and child, I don't never be taken' my fuckin' children for granite, Ahmma woman of great statue, so nevamine yo bidness, bitch."
"When I were in that wooder, a damn fish near decapitated my foot."
"We is gonna disembowel on our trip tomorrow, fuckin like so much football an' shit."
"Wut is you doin? Dis elevatah's got a weight totacity."
|3.||Two Fisted Farmer|
too fist'd fahr-mer
1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
1.)NOUN: a HOT female being; the most amazing woman you will ever meet; the kind of girl that every man wants to have and every girl wants to be; smart, attractive, funny, witty, friendly and loyal ; one who is fully awesome; a total milf
2.) VERB: the action of doing that is something that a true "meridith" would do....
1.) I wish I was a meridith....but there can only be one true meridith....she is fully awesome!
2.) Did you see that hot chick pull that baby from the burning building.....she totally pulled a meridith
|5.||Tatik yev Papik|
Popular name in Armenian ("Grandma and Grandpa") for the "Menk Yenk Mer Sareru" ("We Are Our Mountains") monument, built during the Soviet era, in Artsakh (the Armenian name for Nagorno-Karabakh). The monument, built in stone, depicts a senior woman and senior man, with the woman in native Armenian headgear. The monument is a symbol of the courage and strength of the Armenians of Artsakh, and somewhat resembles the moai (statues) found in Rapa Nui (Easter Island).
Aram, ays Tatik yev Papik e---this is a Kodak moment!
Ir·ish jack·ham·mer ahy-rish jak-ham-er (Verb)
The act of a man with a small penis pounding away mercilessly at a woman's vagina in attempt to get deeper.
(Noun) Small penis of any nationality.
I was having sex with this big girl. I had to give her the Irish jackhammer for her to even feel it!
Jocular German reverse double entendre denoting:more...
1. 'Jewish Penises'.
2. Finger noodles ('Fingernudeln', 'Schupfnudeln' & 'Bubespitzle'), Mini-Dumplings ('Klößchen' & 'Hoorische') or French Fries ('Pommes Frites').
The 2nd playful culinary meaning is based on the abnormally small size of the Asian Jewish Penis as compared to the North European German Penis, which in turn measures below the average European Penis. This deficiency is a natural result of the Oriental Caucasoid descent of Israelites & centuries of Talmudic inbreeding. Jewish microphallism is a topic of Martin Walser's 'Tod eines Kritikers', Albert Memmi's 'The Pillar of Salt', & Tomas Meinecke's 'Hellblau'. Linguistically, it is the reason why Germanic peoples term the clitoris as 'Jud' (Jew), clitoral masturbation as 'am Juden spielen', cunnilingus as 'den Juden stemmen', female onanism as 'in Judn wudsln', & the gender-changing 'Epinephelus itajara...