mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

Dirty Meltzer 

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

Dirty Meltzer by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

Metzer 

A nice family who is talented and awesome. They are fun and loving.

Dang thats the METZER family!

Metzer by guest6469 June 29, 2011

menzerish 

To have a yard full of junk, or the apperance of a yard containg multiple cars that don't run and are not ever going to again.

Its starting to look a little to menzerish around here, you should haul that stuff off.

menzerish by Hot Rod October 22, 2004

Kenter Menter 

God of all sports. Loves chillin with the ladies on a friday night gettin crunk. Wakes up in the morning feeling like p diddy. All he does is win. Can eat a walrus in two bites. Hates Montevideo. And yes...he's on facebook

i was with kari last night and i was just like Kenter Menter

Kenter Menter by Jericho Crotchery December 21, 2010

Meltzer Melt 

The act of melting wax to another man's scrotum, in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Usually occurs in a drunken gay experience, in which one member is incredibly horny looking for a hookup.

Yo man, I need a meltzer melt to satisfy my need for pleasure.

Meltzer Melt by Francis Poteppa September 19, 2005