Menards a trois 

When a man goes to the hardware store with two women

Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!

Menards a trois by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010

Menards 

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.

1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.

Menards by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007

menards 

a place to save big money at. also known as a midwestern hardware store.

Save big money at Menard's.

menards by Graf March 12, 2003

menards 

A midwestern hardware store that has become an insult due to it's arrangement and bad commercial.

"Shut up Menards!"

menards by schmeankman April 25, 2009

mentard 

men.tard (n.) 1. mental retard,
~.ed - mentally retard
~.ed.ness - how mentarded you are.

Tiffany is a mentard.

mentard by Andrew... December 26, 2005

mantards

Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.

"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"

mantards by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009

menards trap

The act of getting trapped inside a Menards for long periods of time with your friend who works there and insists on going there for anything and everything when they’re not working.

Guy 1: “Bro, what took you guys so long?”
Guy 2: “I got caught in the menards trap with ‘guy 3’.”
Guy 3: “What? The contact solution is cheaper there.”

menards trap by GooseFoot July 24, 2018