| 1. | ADD | ||
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acronym for Attention Deficit Disorder. In other words, people who stare blankly at random things because they are attracted to very shiny objects. Bob: Hey look! A star!
Karl: Oh my god you ADD idiot, listen to me when I'm talking to you! ***Awkward Silence for about 5 minutes*** ..... Bob: Hey look! A star! |
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| 2. | ROD | ||
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Retarded Overreaction Dissorder (ROD) is a mental disorder characterized by people over reactiving over simple problems that could be fixed with a four letter word. OCD is the most common mental disorder and is diagnosed nearly as often as being blonde, a women, and alcoholism. Guy 1: "That guy just looked at me, he's going to get it now, I am going to break his face!"
Guy 2: "You have ROD" Guy 1: "fuck" Guy 2: "there yeah go" |
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| 3. | Octomom | ||
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A Woman that is affected by a mental illness , but no one seems to take that into account when they critisize and ridicule her. The octo grandma suggested that her daughter was affected by obssesive conpulsive dissorder, which should be obvious by now.
This lady needs help , and just how you dont make fun of the retarded kids at school or the lady with no legs selling fruit on the corner, you dont make fun of the octomom. outraged taxpayer: this stupid bitch octomom will have spent a total of 2 million of my tax dollars on her litter of kids by the end of this month, i demand justice, i say we eat her children and burn her alive.
my mom: honey, you're not supposed to pick on retards. |
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