| 1. | Mental capas | ||
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A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take. Me: Says a joke.
Jonathan: I don't get it. Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke. |
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| 2. | Mentally Too Young | ||
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1.) Another term for Mentally retarded, slow, challenged, disabled, handicapped, impaired, etc.. 2.) A term to describe someone with a mental handicap with a diminished mental capacity of a child or severe learning disabilities. 3.) A term to describe someone who's mentally handicapped! 4.) A term to describe the characteristics of a person with intellectual disabilities; one who thinks and process information differently and unable to process typical language and verbal communication. 5.) A term to describe a developmentally disabled person with a kid in an adult's body. 6.) A Full Retard. 7.) An adult with the mind of a child. 8.) A reference to a young child under age 10 who can't understand and analyze information spoken by adults, and someone with mental disabilities with that mind. 9.) A term to describe someone with subnormal IQs and limited intelligence and understanding. Matt: "In my psychology class, we had to talk about people with mental disabilities! It was SOOO CRAZY! We even watched I AM SAM in the class..."
Eric: "Dude! What the fuck! Hold on! You've gotta be kidding me! Are you talking about that Sean Penn film where he kicks ass as a retarded father? GET OUT MAN!" Matt: "Well, he's beyond retarded! He's soooo mentally too young! He's a fucking kid in a man's body! There is no way he could raise a fucking kid and live on his own!" |
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| 3. | mental toughness | ||
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mental toughness is getting denied by 15 girls you try your hardest to hang out with and having what it takes to consider what went wrong, make the necessary adjustments, and treat number 16 like she's a princess. It took serious mental toughness for RJ to put failure out of his mind; to do what he could to make himself happy despite unfavorable odds.
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| 4. | American Football | ||
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American football is the best sport in the world. I giv kudos to rugby players, becasue yes rugby is a tough sport that i actually blew my shoulder out playing. Football is better, not only than rugby, but than any other sport in exsistence. You need the endurance of a runner, the strength of a rugby player. Football uses pads, because it makes the game harder because ur carrying around an extra 10 pounds. Also, football takes different angles and different play types than any other sport making it an extremely dangerous game, even with pads. Plus, it takes more mental ability than playing chess. The players have to memorize 100's of small details. If a person messes up just once it could be a damaging blow to his or her team. Football is the worlds toughest sport, and the hardest. For those reasons, it is the best. Fool: Cross country is the best sport!
Idiot: Baseball is the best sport! Loser: Football is for idiots and fat people, and takes no strength. Scholar: Football takes more strength, endurance, agility, skill, mental capacity, and balls to play than any other sport played by men. |
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| 5. | lazy brain | ||
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of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try. Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"
Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain." |
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| 6. | 2 pies short | ||
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Short for "2 pies short of a grand final". An Australian coloquialism referring to impaired or reduced mental capacity. Slightly crazy or stupid, not "all there". Derived from the custom of selling meat pies to the crowd during half time of a football match. Does not refer to being drunk or psycho. "Watch him, mate, he's 2 pies short".
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| 7. | salad fingers | ||
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Salad fingers is a flash animation by the wonderful and disturbing mind of David Firth. Salad Fingers seems to be a man based on schitzophrenia patients with other mental problems as well. he sees the world as not really there due to his mental illness and seperation from what is going on.
it is true that you have to have a little bit of brain-power and the give-a-damn to see beyond the obvious picture, which in itself is stupid, pointless, disturbing. once you see the meaning behind it, it's a very insightful and artistic look into the mind of a mentally ill person. if you can gather the awesome strength of not mindlessly gazing at the pretty pictures and the groups of letters called 'words', it's easier to grasp the concept David Firth is laying out there. it's really sad, seeing as alot of people out there think the way Salad Fingers does...if you don't like it, fine, but the show brings up very true points about the world and its people. idgit a: salad fingers is so dumb! he's icky!
nam: you don't have a psychologic bone in your body. go back to watching powerpuff girls; that's probably mindless enough for your mental capacity. |
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