| 1. | menstral shots | ||
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the juice and blood expelled from a womans vagina during her menstral cycle (period). Lets suck some cock and then hit the menstral shots to wash down the cum.
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| 2. | menstrual cycle | ||
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The demonic cycle that goes on every month. Its when a woman spews vaginal juices and gets irritated REALLY easily... so dont fuck with them. Bruno: Dude my mom was really pissed yesterday... she made me unclog the toilet!
Subject Q : thats gross, she was probably on her her menstrual cycle. Bruno: I know right?! |
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| 3. | menstral malaria | ||
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The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation. If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!
My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them. |
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| 4. | PMS | ||
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A poorly defigned set of "symptoms" that women "experiance" durring or near their menstral cycle. It has been proven however that women do not experiance more "symptoms" during their period than when they are not on their period, however when a women has her period and experiances these "symptoms" she and others often will blame it on the period. In other cultures periods are ofent viewed in a veriety of ways that are better or worse than the misconseption here in western culture. but overall PMS is a myth that continues to exist because of womens hypersensitivity to any ailments they feel when on their period. it is also suggested that negitive mind over matter may play a role as well.
about the only thing thats been proven to be a symptom of PMS is getting cramps, and not all women get bad cramps either. "women never belive that PMS is a myth no matter how much
evidence you put infront of them, its like they WANT to have PMS" Girl:oh god having PMS sucks! i hate head aches" Rationalist:Youve been having migrains all through this month! quit blamming this stuff on your period Girl: oh jees i dont want to go on a date that week it's my period, ill get a head ache! Rationalist:You sure as hell will with that attitude |
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| 5. | ovulation obsessed | ||
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One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay. Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.
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| 6. | Massacre at Hatchet Creek | ||
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Sex with a woman durring her menstral cycle. My Girl was OTR last night and it looked like the massacre at hatchet creek.
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| 7. | inventory | ||
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a term used to secretly talk about a women being on her menstral cycle.
Boyfriend: Hey can we have sex tonight?
Girlfriend: No, I am still doing inventory. |
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