Meself 

Myeself

I love Meself.

Meself by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Meself 

Myself: Sometimes confused (wrongly) with Missef, which isn't a real word. Those people look at Yissef and think they can put it in the first person.

I'm gonna go make meself some lunch

Meself by Ozymandias February 13, 2005

Peshed meself loofin 

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

Peshed meself loofin by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

Shat meself 

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence

Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting

Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place

Shat meself by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021

Meself 

The only way Jake can refer to himself

Jake: “it’s just how I express meself”

Meself by Fuckedupconnected September 16, 2021

Peshed meself loofin 

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

Peshed meself loofin by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023

merself 

A generic, genderless reflexive pronoun in place of 'himself' and 'herself'.

1. Ee looked at merself in the mirror to check mer hair before meeting mer friend who wanted to meet mer that evening.

2. To make sure the email was mers, ee merself had to log into the account.

merself by AqAq May 7, 2018