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When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\ Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time and or a black Devil When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)
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The natural and permanent cessation of mestruation. Occurs in women usually between the ages of 45 and 55. Results in the inability to produce children. Kid 1: Hey, what's up?
Kid 2: I just learned my mom has menopause... looks like I'm not going to be having anymore brothers or sisters! |
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Old women can't have no mo' babies. Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause! |
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A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms. She was mean because she was going through menopause.
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just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!" Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!" Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?" Woman: "Pretty much!" |
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when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???
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when a little fish stops in the water your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause
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