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Manonite 

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit/group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate. Currently influenced by a host of spiritual mindsprings including a small cadere of uber hosts, Erin Deep Groove, Greg Mountain Frost, Johnny Fields Jr., Clay Anywhere, and Carrie The Way, stoke the vortex.

Don't make fun of his hair man he is a Manonite.
Manonite by Shiggins April 2, 2008
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Mennonite 

Conservative Christian group.Believes separation from 'the world'(everyday society)Many types Ex.Conservative.Old Order.Liberal.Family orriented.More than 4 children.Known for homesyle cooking/baking. Base of "Mennonite" faith,God sent his son to die n save EVERYONE.Regardless who/what they are.Believe women should cover head in respect of God/Man's authority.(1st Corinthians 11:5) Believe women not cut hair.(1st Corinthians 11:6,15) (Following statements NOT to down people who do/have done/doing these things.If offensive I'm EXTREMELY sorry.Defining beliefs only)Believe separation from"the world"because of sin they see. Ex.sex before marrage,divorce,re-marriage,porn,scantily clad women,music emphasis on Satanic ,sex,hate,killing etc,cheating on spouses,homosexuality,transgenders,profanity.etc.Believe ALL 10 Commandments,base of previously stated. Discorage war,killing,abortion.Believe"Non-resistance".Peaceful,not easily angered/violent.Believe dressing 'modestly'. Women-Mid calf/knee/ankle lenth dresses,in liberal branches skirts,shirts, jeans.Men-wear jeans, button up long/short sleeve shirts or T-shirts.Not everyone is perfect.Not Every Mennonite is a example of "Mennonite Beliefs".Some give Mennonites bad reps.Don't fit previous descriptons.Some are called "Mennonite" but thier church dropped belief statements and retained name. As before this is for definition,not who is right vs who is wrong. (I grew up Mennonite.They're not perfect.Who is?)
The majority of Mennonites are found in Pennsylvania, Maryland, Ohio, and Virginia. The Amish split from the Mennonites in the 1600s. Mennonite and Amish are often confused as being the same.
Mennonite by Fightergurl18 March 14, 2015

menanite pie 

Poo’s corner sells the best 4 day old menanite pie in the world. Just make sure you are SUPER drunk before you eat it!
Hey Cory, let’s go get some old menanite pie for the ladies and tell them it’s the best pie ever! #halfpriced
menanite pie by A-Brock July 1, 2022

mennonite 

A protestant faith. Major tenants of their beliefs consist of pacifism, believer's baptism, and a penchant towards social justice and equality. Loose translation; the guys cry alot and are copious pussy eaters, and the girls are dikey, earthy and typically progressive. Damn good people. Fascinated with lame board games and all around do gooding. Not to be confused with their terrorist cousins the Amish.
Delmar won't fight you because he is a mennonite.
mennonite by Joshua K May 17, 2006

Melonite 

Bad YouTuber who plays Minecraft. Has 1k subs and power has corrupted him. Has weird thumbnail and makes mouse noises. Only Minecraft youtubers like him
“Omg so groady, he must be a melonite”

“A Minecraft YouTuber? Mans he sounds like a melonite”
Melonite by Anonymous blob May 30, 2019

Mennonite Necklace

A Mennonite Necklace is the accumulation of perspiration that gathers around the collar of a t-shirt. It is important to note that a proper Mennonite Necklace is distinguished by the fact that the shirt has no other sweat stains apart from the collar area.
Iain: Look at Steve, he's a true Mennonite.
Mags: How do you know?
Iain: Look at his Mennonite Necklace... It's not even cold out.

melonite 

See wordGeeword
melonite by Bert March 26, 2003