Neverending menstruation syndrome 

When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.

It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.

-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.

-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.

Neverending menstruation syndrome by Rodkor July 10, 2012

ministrations 

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.

Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.

ministrations by The Was-Man November 25, 2020

manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

manstration by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

menstruation 

A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.

A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.

Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts

Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.

When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.

Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!

menstruation by Zio November 17, 2006

e-fenestration 

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

e-fenestration by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

manstration by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

Penestration 

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

Penestration by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015