Mendon, NY 

An upscale rural suburb of Rochester, NY featuring the 2,500 acre Mendon Ponds Park. Demographics are as follows: 50% deer, 40% people, and 10% horses. To reduce taxes, many people raise everything from llamas and alpacas to sheep and bison. One guy even has his own zoo. Mendon properties typically feature one or more of the following: horse stables, ponds, tennis courts, hiking trails, golf courses and game preserves. The town has a high concentration of entrepreneurs, gentlemen farmers, horse people, authors and global experts on obscure topics.

“People in Mendon, NY spend more per capita on their gardens than people almost anywhere else in the world do.” “Why is that?” “The Mendon deer have discerning palettes, ravenous appetites and strong sex drives.”

Mendon, NY by Lance777 April 28, 2011

Mendocino Snail Trail 

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

Mendocino Snail Trail by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

mendoucheous 

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

mendoucheous by Anglave February 28, 2009

Mendonesian

A resident of Mendocino county, Ca

Yes, officer, I'm a mendonesian, let me just open my trunk...

Mendonesian by sircasey February 14, 2009

Mendocino Greeno 

Dope weed from Mendocino or the Emerald Triangle. The term originates from the cancelled sitcom My Name Is Earl.

Boy do I love that Mendocino Greeno!

Mendocino Greeno by Dr. Prestige Worldwide, MD January 23, 2010

Mendonky 

Someone who shows a great deal of skill while playing MMORPG's (massively mulitiplayer Online Role playing games) Generally Used as a Noun but can be used as an Adjective. Characteristics of a "Mendonky" are Quick progression within the Online Game, Consuming Large Amounts of Caffein and a Deficiency of sleep on a regular basis. Rare Cases Include the use of 13375P3AK (leetspeak) both verbally and written Or a confusion between the "Real world" and the "Virtual world"

"Oh My god, You're such a Mendonky"
"Hey man, Wanna Pull a Mendonky Tonight?"

Mendonky by Online_G4mer January 9, 2009

Mendon 

Formally a farming community. Currently a suburb of boston and worcester. Mendon was known as the mother town because it gave it's lands away to surrounding developing communities back in the day. Unfortunately the current residents of Mendon have abandoned their history and have destroyed many of their historic buildings; including the Taft family homestead and the original Henry P. Clough School. Shame on you town planning board!!!

Person 1: "I grew up in Mendon, Massachusetts."
Person 2: "I have no idea where that is."
Person 1: "Just south of Worcester off of 495."

Mendon by pei98 October 1, 2008