Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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