Top Definition
When your lover tries to borrow or share your beloved I-pad. A bit like a hapless grab at a threesome except with your adored, sancrasant I-pad.
"Back off already boyfriend. Get your own I-pad. My I-pad is a monogamous machine. No menage a pad for you!".
by Ms. Bunklehead October 12, 2010

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