| 29. | Whites and browns | ||
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To describe (particularly old men's) briefs with traces of poor wiping of the pooper, most often used when doing laundry. I'm throwing Grandpa's whites and browns in the wash.
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| 30. | femtard | ||
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"femtard" = "feminist retard" A term created by men who habitually confuse their "brain" with their anus. Feminism is "the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" (Merriam Webster Dictionary). However, this is not quite grasped by those who insist against all logic and decency that feminism is the "singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind." Those depraved men demand that the "feminist retards" who fight for the equality of the sexes be sent to reeducation camps. They also argue that it is white men who are "oppressed" while women and minorities are "privileged." Since these men never finished high school it is no surprise that their ruminations are too moronic for anyone without brain damage. 1.) Feminists fight for the rights of those who are and always have been systematically disadvantaged: women, ethnic minorities, and LGBT people. more...
2.) There are and never have been "superior rights" for women. In fact, in the US, women have been recognized as actual human beings and granted essential human rights like right to vote, own property, and receive an education only in the 19th and 20th century. 3.) Feminists are very well aware of the fact that there are physical differences between women and men (e.g., physical strength, child bearing ability, etc.). 4.) According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (1999, 2004) 99% of rapists are men, 90% of murderers are men and the vast majority of perpetrators of gender violence are men. According to the FBI (1995, Uniform crime reports) "unfounded reports of rape are rare, occurring only 2-8% of the time." 5.) According to the American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV, 2000) and any biology book, men are not only more aggressive than women but also more anti-social, sadistic, and narcissistic. 6.) Women are "strong" enough to lead countries AND avoid starting wars. 7.) Normal people (e.g., feminists) will not object to "bikini calenders" at work if employers makes sure to provide just as many "naked men calenders" at work. Anyone who is too obtuse to grasp this and uses the word "femtard" should go back to cuddling his momma's underwear and begin thinking of ways to SHOW those mean women. |
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| 31. | femmetard | ||
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"femmetard" = "feminist retard" A term created by men who habitually confuse their "brain" with their anus. Feminism is "the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes" (Merriam Webster Dictionary). However, this is not quite grasped by those who insist against all logic and decency that feminism is the "singular most ridiculous ideology to ever be contrived by the human mind." Those depraved men demand that the "feminist retards" who fight for the equality of the sexes be sent to reeducation camps. They also argue that it is white men who are "oppressed" while women and minorities are "privileged." Since these men never finished high school it is no surprise that their ruminations are too moronic for anyone without brain damage. 1.) Feminists fight for the rights of those who are and always have been systematically disadvantaged: women, ethnic minorities, and LGBT people. more...
2.) There are and never have been "superior rights" for women. In fact, in the US, women have been recognized as actual human beings and granted essential human rights like right to vote, own property, and receive an education only in the 19th and 20th century. 3.) Feminists are very well aware of the fact that there are physical differences between women and men (e.g., physical strength, child bearing ability, etc.). 4.) According to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics (1999, 2004) 99% of rapists are men, 90% of murderers are men and the vast majority of perpetrators of gender violence are men. According to the FBI (1995, Uniform crime reports) "unfounded reports of rape are rare, occurring only 2-8% of the time." 5.) According to the American Psychiatric Association (DSM-IV, 2000) and any biology book, men are not only more aggressive than women but also more anti-social, sadistic, and narcissistic. 6.) Women are "strong" enough to lead countries AND avoid starting wars. 7.) Normal people (e.g., feminists) will not object to "bikini calenders" at work if employers makes sure to provide just as many "naked men calenders" at work. Anyone who is too obtuse to grasp this and uses the word "femmetard" should go back to cuddling his momma's underwear and get an education real quick. |
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| 32. | Underwear | ||
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The word underwear is commonly known as the undergarment worn for both men and women down below beneath clothes. This more modern definition means "to understand." This common noun has now become an adjective in the world of "slang" to describe comprehension. "I do not underwear what's going on." - This sentence simply is translated to "I do not understand what's going on."
Variations of the word "underwear" exists to better express various degrees of understanding. For example, if one barely understands a situation, they may say "I rubber-band underwear" showing that they literally - BARELY underwear whereas someone who understands partially may say "I thong underwear." Variations are left for the user to experiment with. |
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| 33. | DT's | ||
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Dick Togs. A form of swimming underwear, used mainly for sporting reasons or by really old seedy men at the beach. Guy: "Man, those old guys wearing DT's should be arrested for indecent exposure"
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| 34. | extra extra small underwear | ||
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the size of underwear commonly worn by men with unfortuanatly small penii omg matthew madden has such a small penis!
yeah hes extra extra small underwear size, from the M&S children's department |
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| 35. | squnch | ||
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The liquidy, gelatinous fecal material deposited into one's underpants when they shart. Jimmy had to go to the men's room and clean all of the greasy squnch out of his drawers when he accidentally sharted at work.
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