Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.
Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere
A small country of which half the people can't actually speak their own language or talk in a welsh accent, this may seem like a stereotype but it is pretty true.
Sadly though most people in Wales hate the English, when Welsh people are born it's told to them to hate the English, you can also see graffiti about it everywhere.
There are lots of mountains in Wales including Snowdon and Tyrfan, it's a good place to go for hiking and is also a good place for climbing (it has a mountain training center).
Unfortunately, there are sheep, EVERYWHERE. You have to watch where you put your feet to make sure you don't stand in sheep crap. And no, Welsh people don't shag them.
Wales is a good country, very nationalist though.
City in wales:
Group of 10 year olds walks up to group of English men.
Welsh girl: Get out of our country!
a gay TV station that acts all "punk rock" with "my chemical gas farts" and "gay charlotte" everywhere. also has bam margera in it, the biggest fucking idiot ever to have walked into the world of skateboarding. just cuz hes a good skater dosent mean he's the best. better skaters are rodney mullen, terry kennedy, daewon song, and chris haslam. plus hes like the only one who cried in jackass 2 just because he saw a cobra slithering by him. anyways, MTV pokes major ass because its what gives the stupid government its MONEY. because all america cares about is MONEY, CASH, MOOLAH, and most importantly, POWER. all thanks to MTV, its got pop punk kids all over the place at hot topic humping green day CDs. real punk is near death only because stupid USA put in MTV to brainwash faggots and it seemed most of real punk had to give up because so many people had to keep squeezing balls on dumbass MTV supporting stupid fake warped tour. luckily, punk is still alive in the underground where MTV can stop abusing it until punk rises again. MTV will rot in hell for slapping so much ass. its all MTV's fault why so many people are depressed nowadays and turning emo. man i sure cant wait til all these ball swallowing trends die out.
MTV people: ass pokes.ass spankers. wankers. america lovers. homos. gaynuts. ass mouthers. dick skins. scrotum faces. pube heads. ball pinchers. men teabaggers. chippin dales fans. butt giggles. sell outs. man whores. boner biters. spongebob headers. bear blowers. fart breathers. billie-joe toys.
Idol of impressionable computer geeks everywhere.more...
For any pimply, pasty nerd thats too chickenshit to go get the mail outside because the deadly solar rays reflected by the moon will burn their skin like dried straw, they look to the Great Overlord Maddox as their guidance.
According to the teachings of the Great Maddox:
1. All computer nerds love Tabasco Sauce, because subjecting your tastebuds to a food condiment that'll singe the fuck out of your tastebuds is the best way to prove that your too fucking macho for your less macho peers. The testosterone increase from the burning pain will give you the balls you need to log back on IRC chat and give your online opponents a sound verbal thrashing, perhaps causing your nerdy rival to shoot himself in front of his webcam.
2. All computer nerds must routinely beat their women to reaffirm that they are the head of the house, and her main man. Doesn't really apply though, because computer nerds will remain virgins forever.
3. All computer nerds do what they want and feel. If a nerd does not want to go outside to Gold's Gym to do some bench presses or run on the treadmill, they don't have to! If a nerd doesn't want to lose weight, and just keep packing on some more weight from hot pockets, Pocky brand wood sticks, and root beer, he doesn't have to!
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A collection of pointless stories by Sandra Cisneros. Often abbreviated as HOMS, because it is the gayest book in the English language.
Unfortunately, this book has nothing to do with mangos.
Further, there is not a single positive male character in this book, thus clearing explaining why the book is so popular with high school female English teachers everywhere, who teach because they cannot get a husband or boyfriend, and screw thus try (successfully) to have sex with their underage students instead.
The highlight of this book is the chapter Red Clowns, in which the main character is raped by clowns. Yes, this book is so bad that it makes rape funny.
Commonly used as a torture tool by High School English teachers, who often require you to compose your own vignettes. These vignettes generally have no relation to HOMS, and are generally about entirely random topics, such as the rabbit eating flowers outside your window, or what you ate for breakfast this morning (and where it went afterwards).
The best way to break up with someone is to offer them HOMS as a gift, because they will promptly slap you in the face, and beat you down with real mangos.
Mr. T: I pity the fool who has to read The House on Mango Street
Teacher: Hey class! Guess what we're reading today?
Class: Of Mice and Men?
Class: Animal Farm?
Class: To Kill A Mockingbird?
Teacher: We're reading The House on Mango Street!
Class: FUCK!!!! (Two students jump out the window, four panic and run out of the room screaming and wetting themselves, Eight attempt in vain to cut their wrists with pens, pencils, and crayons, and the rest let out a groan so loud, that the entire school winces)
Stupid Child: Does it taste like Mangos?
Teacher: NO. Now I want 19,845 vignettes on my desk by 3 minutes ago.
Class: What are vignettes?
Teacher: Shut up and work, or blow me.
after having a long day at the beach you get one of these. It usually comes from sitting on the beach, surfing boggyboarding,body surfing, etc. Can also get in vagina. Feels almost like sand paper coming out, and can make a crunching sound at times. Getting it in the vagina can be very painful. If you do get in vagina, make sure to wash out before having sex because it can really ruin the inside of you if you do. Same goes for the gay men. if you get it in butt hole make sure not to have butt sex with your gay boyfriends otherwise it wont feel that great. But i dont care if you guys do it cause you gay guys suck ass anyway.
"dad, where is the toilet scubber i just had a sandy poop and the sand is everywhere?"
When a group of men invite women to a party with the goal of eventually having sex with them on the premises.
The party at Joe's house started out tame, but by the time everyone started playing strip poker, it started to segue into a no holds barred clam bang. Chicks ended up gettin' pumped everywhere!