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Mems is single. Mems is male. Mems is diver.

5'8"
170lbs
short brown, err, graying hair
blue eyes that will stare into yours for hours
a nice smile, I'm not missing any teeth like the Canadians and Brits
fit build
Mem is into the long kiss, breakfast in bed, having the small of my back caressed, nibbling your ear, whispering sweet or dirty nothings into it while I'm nibbling, cohabitating the jacuzzi bath, washing your sweat gleamed body, dinner for two at Morton's, walks on the beach, cuddling on the beach under the blanket, and 100 other things I'll tell you about later.
Mempilot is a mile high Instructor for your local airlines.
by Baitedstorm March 14, 2005

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