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2.
a clit rub
i gave her poon a quick melv
by si October 14, 2003
 
1.
sweet, intelligent, sexy, gorgeous, droolable guy whom i've liked for some time, but nobody knows how i feel..
(sees a guy on the street).. ohhh that's definitely a melvs!!
by Julz November 02, 2004
 
3.
An insult synonymous with loser but can have multiple negative connotations. The term was popularized in Central New Jersey and spread from there.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw Herbert in the bathroom crying because he got a 93 on the math test!

Guy 2: Word? That kid is a total MELV!
by tpak May 23, 2008
 
4.
a wild welsh boy in london associated wiv the clit rub club!
by paulos October 13, 2003
 
5.
Whilen out while drunk or high

gettin wild on the floe
Yo, Melv you getting wild on the floe.

Melv pass me some fruitloops.
by Magano August 09, 2003