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38. melvin
When someone grabs your the front of your tighty whities and pulls up very hard. (usually done to guys to harm balls). It hurts bad.
When I was 13 I still wore tighty whities and I regret it. My brother came up to me while i was sleeping. I was on my back and he grabbed the front of the elastic and pulled up real hard (a melvin) and was holding me in the air. I woke up and was trying to stop him but he had my hands tied in a rope behind my back. He was 17 at the time. So he was strong. Then when i fell asleep again he gave me a hanging wedgie in our bathroom on a tail rack and I couldn't get down.He probably did this because he always made fun of me for wearing briefs and not boxers like him.
1. Melvin
A severely odd and uncool person.
A wimp or a tool.
Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.
by The Wonderboy Aug 6, 2005 add a video
2. melvin
A wedgie in the front.
Dude, we totally just melvined Death!
by Ithaca Feb 16, 2005 add a video
3. melvin
front wedgie. i.e when your panties are in between your labia
Damn she must have one heleva melvin... look at her huge cameltoe.
by Katie Feb 28, 2005 add a video
4. Melvin
The realest nigga out. Point blank period. If you run into him you might as well drop your panties. Not only is he sexy but hes sexy as fuckkkk. If somehow you can wife him up then you better be throwing it back better then any girl out there.
Girl 1: Damn girl did you see him ?
Girl 2: Hell yes thats Melvin <3
Girl 1: Have your panties dropped yet ?
Girl 2: Duhhhhh
5. Melvin
Adam Lambert's facial hair, loved by some, hated by others
Glamberts are going crazy, Adam grew Melvin again!
6. Melvin
a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
7. melvin
definition of awesome just simply amazing!!!
Look at matt he is so melvin
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