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A Melvan is when you have a front and back wedgie at the same time.
Person- "Oh dang, I've got such a Melvan right now"
by percello March 14, 2017
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a total geek/nerd/loser who tries to be cool. usually its those annoying ones that want friends, and are in denial about being a LBR (loser beyond repair). or its just a plain geek.
Why is that kid saying he is 1/16 black?
He's trying to be cool.
What a melvan.
by christine757 December 13, 2007
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