Melonwank 

Another word for a very stupid person or an idiot.

"You're such a melonwank"

Melonwank by JYKL July 10, 2009

melonmaniac 

One who has mania for melons

"Bro, you're a melonmaniac."
"Yeah, cause I hoard watermelons."

melonmaniac by Myst Doge March 2, 2021

Melontastic 

A melon that is so obviously fantastic

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

Melontastic by The Amazing Pineapple Kid August 2, 2008

melonpan 

needs help

This melonpan guy needs help

melonpan by IytDPtAtHBxh November 29, 2016

Melonate 

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

Melonate by PP is extended October 24, 2018

Melontonin cocktail 

A drink consisting of crushed melontonin and a yogurt drink. This drink is given to children with sleeping disorders. Check with the child's doctor for correct dose. This is a drink I came up with since I had 4 children who had a hard time sleeping. The kids love this drink.

My daughter drinks a Melontonin Cocktail nightly.

Melontonin cocktail by SK0320 March 2, 2021

Melonman 

A melon man is someone who likes melons a lot and eats melons.

Hey, look at Tim he's definitely a melonman.

Melonman by Totallynotamelon October 13, 2021