Crude Melon's  

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

Crude Melon's by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

j g melon's 

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.

hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo

j g melon's by jg lover February 7, 2005

Devil's Melon 

Watermelon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.

Devil's Melon by lynxyn November 1, 2019

melon shooter 

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

melon shooter by Matt287 May 13, 2006

the.melon.squad 

A tiktoker who posts joke gacha videos known as the.melon.squad usually posting videos of a character named melon or Monika.

Have you seen the.melon.squad's videos? Their so funny! You should follow them

the.melon.squad by Melon and Monika June 28, 2021

melon scooped 

When someone receives anal sex in which the dick scoops out the contents of the rectum such as when someone scoops out a melon to eat.

" I got melon scooped last night and he had shit all ova dat knob."

melon scooped by Trip shoota January 28, 2006

melon scoop 

When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.

Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*

~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~

melon scoop by TAZZ~DARIEN October 7, 2010