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1. Melon Farmer
When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
by BFG Dec 6, 2003 add a video
2. Melon Farmer
A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
3. melon farmer
A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.
Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?
4. Melon Farmer
Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.
Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.
5. Melon farmer
A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen
Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas
6. Melon Farmer
This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.
"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"
by Kemikal Oct 16, 2003 add a video
7. Melon Farmer
someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift
Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.
by Ur MOM Nov 21, 2003 add a video
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