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2. melk
Minnesotan pronunciation of milk
Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!
by John Jul 8, 2004 add a video
1. melk
Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.
Mom, can I have a glass of melk?
by MastermindSith Feb 20, 2005 add a video
3. melk
Dutch word for milk.
A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.
by Maglor May 28, 2005 add a video
4. Melk
Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.
I totally melked in Lisa last night!
5. melk
noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.
omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!
6. melk
a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.
I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.
by Melk Lover Mar 24, 2003 add a video
7. melk
A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.
Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .
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