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4.
Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.
I totally melked in Lisa last night!
by nightfire36 March 29, 2011
 
1.
Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.
Mom, can I have a glass of melk?
by MastermindSith February 20, 2005
 
2.
Dutch word for milk.
A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.
by Maglor May 28, 2005
 
3.
Minnesotan pronunciation of milk
Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!
by John July 08, 2004
 
5.
a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.
He was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.
by Gingerbread Man June 07, 2006
 
6.
noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.
omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!
by 12334540qwghjspoi November 21, 2010
 
7.
a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.
I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.
by Melk Lover March 24, 2003