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5. melk
noun. acronym for semen.
verb. to spunk.
omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!
1. melk
Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.
Mom, can I have a glass of melk?
by MastermindSith Feb 20, 2005 add a video
2. melk
Minnesotan pronunciation of milk
Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!
by John Jul 8, 2004 add a video
3. melk
Dutch word for milk.
A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.
by Maglor May 28, 2005 add a video
4. Melk
Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.
I totally melked in Lisa last night!
6. melk
a white substance usually from cows, sometiems Goats, or women with big floppy tits.
I poured myself a big glass of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.
by Melk Lover Mar 24, 2003 add a video
7. melk
A white and liquid substance, ususally spoiled if left unrefrigerated.
Brother 1: Hey, yore pouring orange jus in yer cereal ! Go get the melk, man!

Brother 2: No... its bad and it smells funny .
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