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A clumsy, closet-blonde who despite being seemingly dimwitted is actually smart. A great friend to have, however one you need to keep a close eye on for lesbian tendencies.
*someone runs into door*
Person: "hahaha idiot"
Person 2: "what a mekhalia thing to do"
by 321fredisdead April 22, 2011