Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

Turd Merger by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Fart Meiser 

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

Fart Meiser by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.

Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.

caught-cot merger by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

meijer 

A place for stoned teenagers to hang out at 3 am. Often pronounced possessive (Meijer's).

Example? Um... "Gee, a lot of stoned teenagers walk around in Meijer at 3 am!"

meijer by nrrork October 6, 2005

meijer 

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

meijer by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Meijering 

The verb giving to the action of entering a Meijer with no intention of buying anything. Usually late at night.

"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go to Meijer."
"Yes! Let's go MEIJERING!"

Meijering by meijer enthusiast March 15, 2010

meijer 

just like wal-mart, except not ran by terrorists. Based in Michigan and surronding states

meijer by chuckelZ October 27, 2003