Milometer Wife Beater 

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

Milometer Wife Beater by Torlo September 30, 2019

momometer 

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

momometer by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Arthur Mometer 

South Florida radio personality.

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.

Arthur Mometer by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

Memometer 

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.

Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.

Memometer by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011

Manometer 

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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Manometer by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

manometer 

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

manometer by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

memetery 

the placy memes go when they die

i cried for harambe in the memetery today

memetery by 160048 December 4, 2017