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1.
Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.
I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.
by Ira Flatus November 10, 2006
 
2.
An ultra cool, super attractive gentleman who can do no wrong.
Ross sure is quite a Mehlman. He is so dreamy and helps poor people all the time.
by Mail Time November 30, 2012