girl 2: ikr she is the greatest friend anyone could ask for
friend 1: damn that meghan is hottt
alec: back the fuck off or i will cut your dick off she is MINE!!!!!
OMG, did you hear?! Meghan once got eiffel towered at a party! hahaha.
i wish i were as great a whore as Meghan. it'd help if i had her tits.