An extreme form of the stoner, the megastoner is an individual whose near-constant marijuana use reduces him to a pathetic state of drooling semi-retardation. The megastoner is unable even to play video games or engage in normal conversation.
Did you see that megastoner? He smokes every five minutes. He can't even wipe his own ass.
by Hay Soos July 18, 2006
The girlfriend of a full-time pot smoker who, while encouraging her boyfriend to stop smoking, actually in fact consumes more pot than him.
Girlfriend: Pass the bong sweetie...
Boyfriend: Damn girl, how many have you had? your a goddamn megastoner!
by rv351 March 06, 2010

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