| 1. | Markle Sparkle | ||
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Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty. Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs she has to be female. and she has to be an underclassman. you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle
ian:i know dude.... sorry. Calvin: Say hello to megans law. |
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| 2. | Megan's Law | ||
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And unfair, ignorant, knee jerk, outrageous, irrational, reaction to bad guys doing bad things and causing good guys who do good things to suffer humiliation and ridicule. Another life ruined because of megans law.
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| 3. | pedofile | ||
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A hidden folder that contains child pornography that is located at C:\users\ZackAttack\downloads\mypedo. FBI: Sir we're placing you under arrest for child pornography you have the right to remain silent.
Pedophile: I didn't do anything wrong occifer. FBI: We found your little hidden pedofile on your computer you pervert. Pedophile: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids. FBI: Exactly. |
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| 4. | closeteer | ||
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A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality. The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.
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| 5. | neight | ||
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A 25 year old man who still watches his daddy's porno when his daddys not home. David still watches his fathers vintage porn when his dad is at work. He is such a creepy little neight.
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| 6. | Alabama Curb Rule | ||
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A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go. 'Dude, she looks too young for that.'
NOT ACCORDING TO THE ALABAMA CURB RULE! |
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