(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."
"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
-Tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie even though she'll never admit it.
-Has the same vapid, open mouth look on her face
-Has an inflated ego and says stupid shit that fanboys think are "cool" and "funny" but those of us with a brain recognize that they make her sound stupid
-Thinks she's the "rebel" of Hollywood, but really she's exactly like every other Hollywood whore
-Quoted as saying she doesn't want to be famous because of her looks but continues to pose naked for various magazines
-Basically only 15 year old fan boys think she's hot but don't try to disagree with them, they'll just tell you that you're either a gay guy or a jealous female.
^^^Typical response from a Megan Fox fanboy.
She's only attractive because of all the surgery she has had.
She often does interviews were she highly contradicts herself, hence why she is a dumb bitch.
The world:Yeah sure Megan, because you know, vagina's aren't apart of you.
She is so desirable to men because she is basically anything you want her to be. She's the sexy girl next door, but also the hot tomboy friend you've always wanted. But the truth is, she only does that shit to gain a larger male fan base. Any person with a brain realizes that no self respecting tomboy is going to cake on make-up with a shovel everyday and get tons of plastic surgeries to look like someone more attractive.
Megan Fox really is nothing special but 14 year old fanboys and the rest of our fucked up society/media choose to make her so.
Brittany Spankers: You sad, lonely boy. Even if she were as hot as you say is, she isn't spending her time daydreaming about a 14-year-old boy. Get over it.